December 2008
Mister, would you please help my pony?
“Stay the hell out of my tampon commercials.”
– Me, three fucking seconds ago
“If I was a rapper, I’d be named Biscuit Head and everyone would be like...”
– My dad
I love how salty my family gets when I call off of school. Oh well.
“We’re a nation full of bookworm girls, dumbing down to fall in love with...”
– Kevin Devine